Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If he's busy on Valentines day, That side Chick is you!!!
Wearing red and white on vals day will only make u luk lyk Capsule=))
By the way, this valentine, most of you girls will realize you ain't your boo's boo!
On Vals day, Excuses shall arise: Flat battery, BIS Expired, Dp refused to change, my boss selected me for a trip, traffic... The big question remains, Are you your boo's boo?
If u don't have a date on VALS day no big deal....not everybody has AIDS on world AIDS day!!
Breaking News !!! They've started Again ooo! Why would a girl that claims to love you, send you:
boxers and expect a BB ? :::
- A tie and expect Brazillian hair?
- Singlet and expect iPAD2 :::
- cuff-links and expect Blackberry porsche
- nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner @ KFC,
- Pay her school fees and she is on her period three times a month yet we preach gender equality.
- A singlet for bra.
- A boxers for a pant.
- A roll on' for a Sure Pef.
- Cuff-links for a rubber band to tie her natural hair.
- If she shows up at your door empty handed, off your cable, put NTA for her to watch.
- If she gives u flower, you give her mango leaf, after all, the two are gotten from trees..
- If she comes for dinner without money, take her to night vigil.
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